English as a Second F*cking Language.

A co-worker asked me to teach him how to swear effectively in Mandarin yesterday. And that reminds me one of books I got from Seattle. I bought it over 10 years ago but I never finish it. I bought it because it’s a really funny book to look at it. Here are some dialogues from the book. And please don’t think too much of it, it’s just simply funny.

In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation:

John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?

Mary: F*cking-A. Should I wear my black dress?

John: Why the f*ck not?

Mary: F*ck if i know -Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.

John: Well, f*ck the opera. Let’s stay home.

Mary: Good f*cking idea.